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ahh one of my faves EVER.

Burns: Smithers, I've designed a new plane. I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers from the New York?s idle-wild airport to the Belgium Congo in 17 minutes!
Smithers: That?s quite a nice model, sir.
Burns: Model?

Later On...

Burns: Now, to the plant! We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in!
Smithers: But sir?
Burns: (Pulls a gun on him) I said Get In!

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Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!


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Ralph: Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office.


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Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.





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always good for a giggle, cheers mate

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Homer: A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds ... it makes ice.
Homer: Lisa, you're a Buddhist, so you believe in reincarnation. Eventually, Snowball will be reborn as a higher lifeform... like a snowman.
theres loads of good ones on there, but theres a couple of my favourites
JJ

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Quote Clarkson, Top Gear, 17th July: "I'm not having a stroke... just driving a Nissan!"
Quote Ry, Mallory Park, 3rd Dec: "Ahhhh crap... Just a bit too over eager really!"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

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Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

so funny


Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."

There are hundreds of millions of great quotes,


Ned Flanders: Hi-didilly-hi neighbourino

Homer: Get lost Flanders

Ned Flanders: Oakilly doakilly



Homer: Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised and I turned out TV



Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ...



Bart: I smell a museum.
Homer: Yeah, good things don't end with 'eum,' they end with 'mania' or 'teria.'

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Yeah i know its not an si, when did you see a white si?!

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Haha, that site is excellent.

My favorite character has got to be Ralph, so dumb, yet innocent.

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens

Ralph: I glued my head to my shoulder, now i have two owies

Funny as,

Paul.

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Quote Clarkson, Top Gear, 17th July: "I'm not having a stroke... just driving a Nissan!"
Quote Ry, Mallory Park, 3rd Dec: "Ahhhh crap... Just a bit too over eager really!"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"