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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:52 am 
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Customer: Worcester sauce please mate...

Shop Keeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

C: Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?

SK: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare

C: Hamburger Relish?

SK: Cancer scare

C: Sausage and Mash?

SK: Cancer scare

C: Cottage Pie?

SK: Aye, ............ no wait, cancer scare.

C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?

SK: Yup.

C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.

SK: No bother. ?6.25 please.

C: Thanks

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Erm, my mum always said:

if you dont have anything good to say, then dont say anything at all,

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Yeah i know its not an si, when did you see a white si?!
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Bloke at work told me that the other day :D :lol: Told it really well :lol:

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Thats really funny but so true :lol:

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