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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:47 pm 
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1.Men are like .........Laxatives ....... They irritate the crap out of
you.

2.Men are like .......... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm
they are.

3.Men are like ......... Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.

4.Men are like ......... Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite
sure why.

5.Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ..... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.

6.Men are like ....... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they
say.

7.Men are like .......... Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always
1/2 off.

8.Men are like .......... Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long
to mature.

9.Men are like ......... Mascara ....... They usually run at the first sign
of emotion.

10.Men are like ......... Popcorn ....... They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.

11.Men are like . .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12.Men are like ...... Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.


13.Men are like ......... Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken,
the rest are handicapped.

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:lol: 4&5

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11 is my fav :lol:

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What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist

What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman


when you're on the road.

will probably let you try it out a few times.

backup.

ammo.



fat?"

use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider

Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them

Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats

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then the one about the wax is just too true!
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