LOL!! Nice one Lou, thats almost as funny as what did happen!!

The actual crash itself was quite boring, rear ended a Toyota 4x4 sitting at a set of red lights after I couldn't stop due to grit and shit on the road.
But as soon as I had realised I was going to hit it I closed my eyes, waited for the bang, then opened my eyes to be greeted by an Alsation in the back of the Toyota that had now stood up and was looking at with a look of "What the fuck do you think you're doing??"
Was priceless!!!!

Needless to say, I came off a lot worse than the Toyota but got it repaired and kept it for a good few years after that

Paul

To clarify, whilst I'd love to share in everyone's tales of recklessness, mine was written off due to a stupid bint pulling out on me and shunting me into oncoming traffic!

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Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Women drivers eh?

Like the look of that Si Lou, you should get her back on the road ;-)

Chees buddy.

yeah he bloody should