Random as fuck I know

But one of the little fuckers flew into my car the other day! And I was like oh ffs here we go! It'll do the usual try and fly out every window that isn't open. But no! It dissapeared. I got back to my garage and was like 'oh there is a bee on my floor'... It was dying!

I think it had stung something and lost its stinger.

So I was like 'I will take some pictures so its family can remember its last few moments' and I put him/her with some natural surroundings too.

So here is the Bee that wasn't meant to bee









Album: http://imgur.com/a/pPgyi#hjmyp


Whats your view on bee's then? I don't really mind them, only because I think they are smart enough to know they will die when they sting something.

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Awww, I like bee's

Wasps are bastards though, they fear nothing, and seem intent on causing as much of a nuisance as they can. In fact, I think of wasps as drunken chavs, just out for a fight wherever they go!

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Quote Clarkson, Top Gear, 17th July: "I'm not having a stroke... just driving a Nissan!"
Quote Ry, Mallory Park, 3rd Dec: "Ahhhh crap... Just a bit too over eager really!"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

wasps are fuckers

bees are cool!

I love that explantion of wasps Des! Sounds about spot on!

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It's true though. you can just imagine as wasps thoughts as he flies along...

"Oi, you! Oi! You lookin at me?? You lookin at ME?? Yeh you woz, prick. I'll fuckin sting ya, ya prick, knock ya right out! C'mon on then, come on!! RARRRRR"

And it's that... Constantly. Bee's are more like...

"Dum dee dummm, I am a bee, I am a bee, a happy little bee, making cocksniffer! Oooo, look, a ladybird, hello ladybird! Let me get my pollen and I shall be right out your way! Kthxbye!!"

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Quote Clarkson, Top Gear, 17th July: "I'm not having a stroke... just driving a Nissan!"
Quote Ry, Mallory Park, 3rd Dec: "Ahhhh crap... Just a bit too over eager really!"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

You forgot "you being cheeky?? Don't be cheeky you prick!"

I swear half the chavs in the world don't know the meaning of cheeky.

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Oh and 'come at me, bruv!'

I think that is EXACTLY how a bee is. They are so cool. The fatter they are the cooler they are!

I wouldn't mind being a bee for a day.

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OH! Also, I forgot to mention earlier, karma came around after I took some pictures of the bee.

My camera strap came undone somehow, camera fell on the floor and put a lush deep scratch on the lens (my own fault for not having the lens cap or hood on there) and also broke the battery compartment door - along with some scratches ect ect.

So its held together by cable ties now. FML.

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Oh dear, that's not good FYL!

So the general consensus then, wasps are cunts!

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Quote Clarkson, Top Gear, 17th July: "I'm not having a stroke... just driving a Nissan!"
Quote Ry, Mallory Park, 3rd Dec: "Ahhhh crap... Just a bit too over eager really!"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

Yeah they are indeed!

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Myth busting time, only cocksniffer bees die if they sting, bumbles don't.

I have a bees nest on the side of my house in a bird box, I think there great but my other half don't like them.

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bees only sting if your a twat to them, wasps are slags of the insect world and stick their prick in everything.

I think might have happened to mr bee?



Also!

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Omg roflcopter!! So true!

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Quote Clarkson, Top Gear, 17th July: "I'm not having a stroke... just driving a Nissan!"
Quote Ry, Mallory Park, 3rd Dec: "Ahhhh crap... Just a bit too over eager really!"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

"IT IS A MOTHERFUCKING WASP"

I read that as if Samuel L Jackson was narrating

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Rest in peace Ben "Jam" Elvin. Gone but never forgotten.

I read the whole this as if it was Samuel L Jackson No way!

"Say wasp again, say wasp again, I dare ya, I double dare ya!!"

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Quote Clarkson, Top Gear, 17th July: "I'm not having a stroke... just driving a Nissan!"
Quote Ry, Mallory Park, 3rd Dec: "Ahhhh crap... Just a bit too over eager really!"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

Television has destroyed us, Des

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Rest in peace Ben "Jam" Elvin. Gone but never forgotten.

I have just gone back and read it all in his voice.. so much funner!

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Get those motherfuckin snakes off this motherfuckin plane!

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