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meilack
PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 8:04 am 
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Just hung my St. George's flag out of the window for the world cup, but wasn't sure if it would offend any muslims:

So i wrote Allah is a c*nt on it to make sure :P

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I recently joined one of those dating websites, where I was asked to describe my ideal woman so I put:

"I love page 3 girls, they are so sexy!"

At first I wondered why I didn't get any responses, then I remembered my "P" button is broken :halo:

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The page 3 one made me laugh so hard the other day when you sent it to me :teehheee:
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judging by the first joke im guessing we dont get many brown friends on here lol
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probably not but if so they can get a sense of humour, im sure they've got the same sort of jokes for us.

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The fact that people are afraid to wave the english flag from fear of being called racists in there own country because people think they can come over, take over, and try to make us feel shit.

Makes me love that joke even more :)

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your dam right, as i live in rochdale, where that old woman lives that got insulted by gorden brown i should be careful for being called a bigot lol
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haha, bloody Muslims,
pisses me off is they come over here, illegally, or seeking asylum whatever it is,
then they get a house, start multiplying or get the rest of there family smuggled in,
the government gives them money,
then they claim that money is allah's and they are entitled to it,
then build there dodgy temples all round the country
argh, wtf happened to this country.

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