so last nite i was heading home from my fiancee's house. i was doing 70mph down the a13 and out of no where a fox ran out infront of me i swerved to try avoid it but it was so wet i nearly slid of the road. i hit the fox at probably 65 to 70mph.

dameage isnt that bad, bumper is a lil lose now and i lost my fog light souround apart from that i think my tracking is out a touch.

being honest tho i feel worse about killing the fox than damaging my car lol.

hit a deer in my old fiesta, it broke a headlight and ran off. git lol

^^ lol, just had re read that as i thought you said you run over a penguin, was about to say How The Fuck did you manage that, lol

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FEED ME MORE!!!!

i ran over some already dead road kill when my fez was 60mm, i got the wing caught on the sub frame for the whole journey,had to peel it off when i arrived

Took a badgers head off when it jumped out in front of me

hit a moorhen once in mk2 XR2 got to work with just 2 orange legs sticking from under the bonnet!!, hit dear, pheasent's, fox, joys of living in Norfolk !

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A car in front my me hit something, my car got covered in 'bits'.

Would rather of hit the thing myself.

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bet that was nice to clean off!

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Hit a hare with a wheel of the car at night at about 75mph on way home, almighty bang through wheel and suspension

Put a huge flat in one of my alloys got jacked at a garage and shown damage, needed new alloy wheel

Who would of thought a human hair could do so much damage?!!

They dont make cars like they used to

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tried avoiding a rabbit went directly under heard a big bang then looked behind and a rabbit was timbling and flying about

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Rabbit - went for a spin through the lanes around by me, i hit a rabbit and it was still alive...or twitching from muscle spasm not really sure. But as i have a heart i picked it up and rapped it in my jacket. Drove half way to emergency vet...and realised it was dead...so went home with it stupidly with the intention of gutting it and cooking it. Turned out to be flat at the back. dont know why i didnt see it was flat in lane...probably the panic. But missus got a lil upset as her pet rabbit of 9 years died 6 weeks prior. Which i forgot about! anyway took the rabbit with a friend down to the temp traffic lights by the road works and sat him on the sign upright! It sounds wrong and sick but imagine driving up to a sign and seeing a rabbit staring at you besides we put it there because there's always foxes about that area.

CAT - bloody cat ran into the road under my wheel right outside a bloody packed bus stop full of kids ready for school at 8.15 am. Sadly wasn't a clean kill either sadly...cat was rolling and crying loudly. there were also kids crying and some pissing themselves hysterically. I personally didn't know what to do...i felt so bad at first...then i sadly cried laughing because of the pure randomness of it.

Gay part is both of these were within a week of each other...and ive never hit anything else.


before anyone says im sick...sorry but when your in the situation nerves set it and its kinda funny.

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i do feel for you though

x1 border collie
x1 domestic cat
x1 pidgeon
around 4 pheasants

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iv hit 1 rabbit at 85mph, took ages to clean. and a massive magpie flew into the road, and it bounced off the bonnet, did about 3 roly polys mid air and then carried on flying! nearly crashed because i watched it