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					<td class="gensmall" width="100%"><div style="float: left;">&nbsp;<span>Post subject:</span> <a href="#p173051">Scouse joke :P</a></div><div style="float: right;"><a href="./viewtopic.php?p=173051&amp;sid=7f4d46528bbd1e645dde47309aad2d38#p173051"><img src="./styles/subsilver2/imageset/icon_post_target.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" /></a><span>Posted:</span> Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:52 am&nbsp;</div></td>
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						<div class="postbody">A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'. The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've justgotOne in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for hisNymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a bigblackMercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long butthemeals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on theirOverseas holidays. TheSalary package is 200,000 a year'. The Scouser said 'You're bullsh*tting me!' The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'</div>

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					<td class="gensmall" width="100%"><div style="float: left;">&nbsp;<span>Post subject:</span> <a href="#p173072">Re: Scouse joke :P</a></div><div style="float: right;"><a href="./viewtopic.php?p=173072&amp;sid=7f4d46528bbd1e645dde47309aad2d38#p173072"><img src="./styles/subsilver2/imageset/icon_post_target.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" /></a><span>Posted:</span> Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:23 pm&nbsp;</div></td>
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