This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend.
We started chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic.' I was flabbergasted.
I said, 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus
I don't really have the energy I used to have.'
She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the occasion.'
'Yeah,' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby, grey-haired, older men were cute.
She said she was sure I would still be a great lover.
Then she giggled, 'I've put on quite a bit of weight myself.....'
............So I told her to f ** k off.
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Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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