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					<td class="gensmall" width="100%"><div style="float: left;">&nbsp;<span>Post subject:</span> <a href="#p158402">A Few Funnies............</a></div><div style="float: right;"><a href="./viewtopic.php?p=158402&amp;sid=702a003f59b8f49c2694f332c9b90b1c#p158402"><img src="./styles/subsilver2/imageset/icon_post_target.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" /></a><span>Posted:</span> Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:16 am&nbsp;</div></td>
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						<div class="postbody">I keep having my profile on a dating website rejected. <br /><br />One of the questions is, 'What do you want in a woman?'. <br /><br />Apparently 'my cock' is not an acceptable answer. <br /><br /><br />------------------------------------------------------------------ <br /><br /><br />A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got one minute to get out!' <br /><br />The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you c*nt!' <br /><br /><br />------------------------------------------------------------------- <br /><br /><br />Why are women like clouds? Eventually they f*ck off and its a really nice day <br /><br /><br />------------------------------------------------------------------ <br /><br /><br />What's the difference between light and hard? <br /><br />You can sleep with a light on. <br /><br />------------------------------------------------------------------- <br /><br /><br />A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a Kit Kat Chunky?' <br /><br />The lady behind the till gets him a Kit Kat Chunky and brings it back to him. <br /><br />'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch.' <br /><br /><br />-------------------------------------------------------------------- <br /><br /><br /><br />My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. <br /><br />We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big f**king red mark on her forehead. <br /><br /><br />---------------------------------------------------------------------- <br /><br /><br />I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance. <br /><br />So I pushed her over. <br /><br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------- <br /><br />Zebo, a half blind five year old south African orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. <br />Give just small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's f*ck hilarious.... <br /><br /><br />---------------------------------------------------------------------- <br /><br /><br />I had a dog named minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks. <br /><br />Bad minton. <br /><br />---------------------------------------------------------------------- <br /><br /><br />Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an angel'. <br /><br />His dude replies 'You're so lucky. Mine is still alive...' <br /><br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------- <br /><br /><br />A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. <br /><br />The librarian says; 'F*ck off, you won't bring it back.' <br /><br /><br />---------------------------------------------------------------------- <br /><br /><br />2 Men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes. <br /><br />'Crikey mate, that was impressive!' <br /><br />'I get lots of practice' Replied the other guy. 'My Wife's epileptic'</div>

					
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