One morning a man comes into church on crutches.
He stops in front of the holy water and splashes
some of it on both of his legs, then throws away his
crutches.
An altar boy witnessed the scene and runs into the
rectory to tell the priest what he'd just seen.
Without batting an eye, the priest says, "Son,
you've just witnessed a miracle. :geek:
Tell me, where is this man ?"
"Flat on his ass, Father, over by the holy water."
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Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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