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PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:17 am 
A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him & put it above his shop entrance.

But, instead of his business building up, it began to slacken. He had especially noticed the ladies shying away from his shop after reading the sign board. So he decided to check it out himself. Then he understood why !

The boy found a small wooden board so he had split the word into the 3 words :

Psycho-
the-
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i thought if the thread had joke in the title it should contain something mildly amusing.
friends call me graham btw, and they'll tell you i'm far from a "misery guts"

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:lolz: gee mr ham :P you do make me chuckle! :P
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cheese is all i have to say to you lot :D

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On a lighter note the Daily Mail reads this morning:

"Boy, 9, breaks world record by balancing 16 spoons on his face"

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Imagine the anecdotes he can now recite to his grandchildren in years to come :lol:

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