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Quote Clarkson, Top Gear, 17th July: "I'm not having a stroke... just driving a Nissan!"
Quote Ry, Mallory Park, 3rd Dec: "Ahhhh crap... Just a bit too over eager really!"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

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Quote Clarkson, Top Gear, 17th July: "I'm not having a stroke... just driving a Nissan!"
Quote Ry, Mallory Park, 3rd Dec: "Ahhhh crap... Just a bit too over eager really!"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

Coming back from Notts centre, racing my dad down a double dual caridge way doing quite high speeds. only to see some lights coming towards us on our side of the road i hadn't noticed as my dad was in front blocking my view. all i saw was my dad swerve onto the inside lane. i'm sat there thinking shit they shouldn't be there and managed to swerve out the way. got home sat down shaking to hell time to crack open the alcohol.

that was good fun

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Fookin hell mate! That's bad!



I think more "fucking stupid" than "fucking wanker" though!

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Quote Clarkson, Top Gear, 17th July: "I'm not having a stroke... just driving a Nissan!"
Quote Ry, Mallory Park, 3rd Dec: "Ahhhh crap... Just a bit too over eager really!"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

probably the best most recent one was when a sutpid old fart(85 year old!!!) pulled straight out infront of my mate. we'd just been to drop my car off for gearbox to be changed, on way back he blew his intercooler out, so we was only taking it steady as not to damage turbo. going down road when this kia pride's stood at a junction waqnting to turn right, as we get about 15yds away he decides he wants to go, we smack straight into the side of him. got bad back pains now, never had them before in my life. i was ready for lamping the old codgers but mate told me not to as it would make things worse. best quote of that day was the old bloke afterwards. "it wasnt my fault, i didnt see you".
here's the damage to the kia

lovely eh?

JJ

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Quote Clarkson, Top Gear, 17th July: "I'm not having a stroke... just driving a Nissan!"
Quote Ry, Mallory Park, 3rd Dec: "Ahhhh crap... Just a bit too over eager really!"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

im a crap driver end of.

yesterday i was a passenger and we were coming onto this slip road where the traffic was crawling at about 5mph. i said to my mate just tuck in front of this fat bitch in this rover. he did and she then decided to close the gap making it hard for him (no idea why, hes not exactly jumping the queue)
he carried on coming in cuz i told him to stop minging about and she started pipping and flagging me. so i turned round gave her my best grin and waved like i knew her or something she was furious.

i see bad drivers everyday no wonder my insurance is so high.

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Quote Clarkson, Top Gear, 17th July: "I'm not having a stroke... just driving a Nissan!"
Quote Ry, Mallory Park, 3rd Dec: "Ahhhh crap... Just a bit too over eager really!"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

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My ebay stuff


Is that the best you can do?
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2000 V70 T5 SE - 2.3, 5 cylinder, 20V, VVT, Turbo, 250bhp, cream leather, climate control, the works!

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..think we've all done that even tho we dont want to admit it

But anyway..

The past couple of days ive been driving so carefully almost in fear of having an accident, you guys have scared the crap out of me, my si doesnt see anything over 60 now

(brilliant excuse anyway )

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Quote Clarkson, Top Gear, 17th July: "I'm not having a stroke... just driving a Nissan!"
Quote Ry, Mallory Park, 3rd Dec: "Ahhhh crap... Just a bit too over eager really!"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

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