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Do you say Porsche or Porsche-a? If you say Porsche-a, you are a ponce.

Is it Lamborghini Mercy-alago or Lamborghini Moorthie-elago? Moorthie-elago may well be technically correct if you work and live in Sant Agata. But in Teddington, Moorthielago equals ponce.

Alfa Romayo or Alfa Romeo, as in Juliet? If you say Romeo (as in Juliet) you may as well say Mondeeo. And drive your Kmare-o to the line dancing meet on Saturdi nights.

Is the Golf you drive a Volkswagen of a Folks-vaagen? And if it's Folks-vaagen then presumably you use an Apfel Mac and live in Note-inghill

If it's a Pewwshow instead of a Perrjjowe, maybe you've lost and should go looking for your mojo. A bit like Maseraaati has done with the new GT.

Hunday; no.

High-un-die; maybe

Hayu...; oh who cares?

Faaabia. Why bother when it's so much easier to say Fab-ear?

And if the Veyron is made by Boogaaati then my name is Kho-Lin Goodwin.

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Stefano Sotocliffenhausen

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