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| Author: | jdfiesta [ Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Diary of a blonde |
Blonde's Year in Review January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!! |
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| Author: | onslack [ Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:43 pm ] |
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[lol] |
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| Author: | Mattyboy Esq [ Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Diary of a blonde |
| Author: | finnboi [ Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:17 pm ] |
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m8 that is some funny sh!t made me larf tho lol |
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| Author: | puff4smurf [ Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:40 pm ] |
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