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| Author: | jdfiesta [ Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The difference between cats and dogs |
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary ================== 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Diary ================== Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now... |
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| Author: | onslack [ Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:46 pm ] |
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[lmfao] thats made me chuckle |
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| Author: | Mattyboy Esq [ Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:14 am ] |
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[lol] Thats good, me like! |
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| Author: | Becks [ Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:58 pm ] |
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| Author: | jdfiesta [ Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:57 pm ] |
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we laughed so much when we read it. we have both a cat and a dog and it reads soo true [lol] |
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| Author: | Becks [ Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:52 pm ] |
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Thats why men are so much like dogs....nice and simple! hahaha!!! |
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| Author: | fiestafletch [ Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:18 pm ] |
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o yea? and women are evil bent on taking over the world or something??? yup your right becks, does sound about right!!!lol |
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| Author: | Becks [ Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:30 pm ] |
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| Author: | onslack [ Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:06 pm ] |
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i agree with the nice and simple thing but not all of us are dogs[look][cry] |
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| Author: | puff4smurf [ Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:37 pm ] |
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