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| Author: | Escort [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Chav Jokes |
im sure you have all seen these before, but made me laugh, enjoy .... Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? A. One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex? A. A bus shelter. Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl? A. Grandma. Q. What do you call a chav in a box? A. Innit. Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? A. Sorted. Q. What do you call a chav in a suit? A. "The defendant" Q. Why did the chav cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever. Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him? A. It's probably your bike. Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night? A. What you looking at. Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's? A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving? A. The policeman! Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox? A. Paint 3 stripes on it. Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? A. A good start. Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out? A. Up the arse. Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A. Because a Nova seats 5. Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A. A liar. Q. What do you say to a chav with a job? A. Big Mac please. Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl? A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count. |
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| Author: | sk8xtrm [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:21 pm ] |
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| Author: | si 1.4 [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:35 pm ] |
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| Author: | fiestasiphil [ Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Chav Jokes |
| Author: | Mattyboy Esq [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:23 am ] |
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| Author: | puff4smurf [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:57 am ] |
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| Author: | jdfiesta [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:44 am ] |
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there's a couple in there that i havent heard before. you can't beat a good chav joke though JJ |
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| Author: | xmadxmoex [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:50 am ] |
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| Author: | puff4smurf [ Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:10 pm ] |
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