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Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?

A. One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?

A. Society.

Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?

A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?

A. Grandma.

Q. What do you call a chav in a box?

A. Innit.

Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

A. Sorted.

Q. What do you call a chav in a suit?

A. "The defendant"

Q. Why did the chav cross the road?

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.

Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?

A. It's probably your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?

A. What you looking at.

Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?

A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?

A. The policeman!

Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?

A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?

A. A good start.

Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?

A. Up the arse.

Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?

A. Because a Nova seats 5.

Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?

A. A liar.

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?

A. Big Mac please.

Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?

A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.

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