SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE "LEARNING CENTRE FOR ADULTS" REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, November 13th, 2006
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Basket and The Floor
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Class 11
Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Prayer and Breathing Techniques.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Class 14
The Hob/Oven - What It Is and How It Is Used.
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Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
i can see where you are coming from, if you had no reason to buy them then yea, we would get suspicious (sp) but its ok buying them for birthdays, anniversaries etc. 
