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| Author: | scotty_boy BSc [ Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:41 am ] |
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| Author: | scotty_boy BSc [ Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:57 am ] |
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ahh one of my faves EVER. 
Burns: Smithers, I've designed a new plane. I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers from the New York?s idle-wild airport to the Belgium Congo in 17 minutes! Smithers: That?s quite a nice model, sir. Burns: Model? Later On... Burns: Now, to the plant! We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in! Smithers: But sir? Burns: (Pulls a gun on him) I said Get In! 
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| Author: | Traser [ Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:57 am ] |
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Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut! Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Homer: Explain how! Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services! Homer: Woo-hoo! ---------------------- Ralph: Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office. ----------------------- Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. ----------- always good for a giggle, cheers mate
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| Author: | Brycey [ Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:01 am ] |
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| Author: | Ghost [ Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:11 am ] |
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Chief Wiggum: Okay folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my god! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around! |
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| Author: | Brycey [ Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:13 am ] |
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Comic Book Guy: Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. |
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| Author: | jdfiesta [ Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:22 am ] |
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Homer: A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds ... it makes ice. Homer: Lisa, you're a Buddhist, so you believe in reincarnation. Eventually, Snowball will be reborn as a higher lifeform... like a snowman. theres loads of good ones on there, but theres a couple of my favourites JJ |
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| Author: | EvilDes [ Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:06 am ] |
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| Author: | acrebo [ Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:52 am ] |
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| Author: | Traser [ Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:56 pm ] |
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| Author: | Sy-orme [ Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:13 pm ] |
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| Author: | mrtitty [ Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:00 pm ] |
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Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! so funny
Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down." |
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| Author: | F22 JAM [ Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:26 pm ] |
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There are hundreds of millions of great quotes, Ned Flanders: Hi-didilly-hi neighbourino Homer: Get lost Flanders Ned Flanders: Oakilly doakilly Homer: Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised and I turned out TV Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ... Bart: I smell a museum. Homer: Yeah, good things don't end with 'eum,' they end with 'mania' or 'teria.' |
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| Author: | scotty_boy BSc [ Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:57 pm ] |
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| Author: | Paul_16v [ Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:00 pm ] |
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Haha, that site is excellent. My favorite character has got to be Ralph, so dumb, yet innocent. Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun. Bart: Right, the leprechaun. Ralph: He told me to burn things Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible. Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven? Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation. Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens Ralph: I glued my head to my shoulder, now i have two owies Funny as, Paul. |
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| Author: | EvilDes [ Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:04 am ] |
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