Here's some jokes. All in bad taste.
Why wouldn't John F Kennedy have made a good boxer?
He couldn't take a shot to the head.
What's worse than laughing at a dog chasing its tail?
Laughing at a paraplegic chasing his dreams.
Pedophile and a boy are walking in the woods and the boy says "It's scary in here, I want to go home".
Pedophile says "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone"
Whats black and blue and hates sex?
The 8 year old in the trunk of my car.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
How many astronauts can you fit into a stationwagon?
Two in the front, three in the back and seven in the ashtray.
Whats the best part about twenty-four year olds?
There are twenty of them.
Whats the only thing funnier then a dead baby swinging from a tree.
Stopping it with a shovel.
A 5 year old girl walks in on her mother as she just got out of the shower and points to her moms breasts and asks "when will i get those mommy?" her mother replies when shes older. Not too long after the little girl walks in on her uncle as he was getting dressed and points at his dick and asks "when will i get one of those?" her uncle replies in twenty minutes when your mother leaves ill give you mine
I like my women like my whiskey.
12 years old and mixed up in coke
whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?
You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Whats the worst thing about having sex with a 6 year old?
Getting the blood out of the clown suit.
what do princess di and pink floyd have in common?
their biggest hit was the wall
whats red, bubbly, and scratches at the window?
a baby in the microwave
how do you make a little girl cry twice?
wipe ur bloody dick on her teddy bear
What is the best thing about having sex with a 12 year old girl?
Slicking her hair back so she looks like a 8 year old boy.
babtist minister and a priest are on a sinking ship with a boy scout troop.
Priest says "we should save the children"
Minister says "fuck the children'
Prienst replies "do you think we have time?"
2 buddys, dave and harry, both jews
dave wins the lotto, harry says "what are you gonna buy with all that money"
Dave says " a statue of adolph hitler for my backyard"
Harry says" why the hell would a jew buy a statue of hitler"
Dave points to his forearm tattoo and says "He gave me the winning numbers"
(i expect few of you to get that, haha)
how many emo's does it take to change a lightbulb,
none they'd rather sit in the dark and cry!
A woman is in labor and she's in the hospital. She's screaming "Yaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh" and the doctor tells her, "I need you to push some more". "ARRGGHGHGHGHHGGHGHGH" the woman is pushing with everything she's got. The doctor tells her, "One more push. I can see the head!". The woman gives it everythign she's got, "AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA".
The baby pops right out. The doctor cradles the baby and then punches it right in the face, drops it on the floor, impales it in the back with a scalpel, picks it up by the umbilical cord and starts swinging it around his head like a helicopter while slamming the baby into all the walls. The woman starts crying out "MY BABY! MY BABY!". The doctor turns around, covered in the baby's blood, and chuckles, "Oh don't worry, he was already dead"
Whats bin ladens favorite drink?
Manhattan on the Rocks
Whats bin ladens favorite football team?
The New York Jets
Most of these arn't that funny but we need jokes for all weirdos here.
ryan is a gay
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