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My penis hangs to the side when he's sad. I think he's getting sad because he doesn't get out much and he's pretty lonely these days. I hope he doesn't lose the will to live and dies. I hear sometimes that happens, if this true?

Someone please help me and my penis. :? :(

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I woke up this morning already hurt to come on my friendly Fiesta forum (number one for the Fiesta Si since 2005) to read this! :cry: I when for a shower and just as I stepped out I blacked out. I was blind! I couldn't see a thing. It was as if my world had been plunged into darkness!

Screaming and shouting I ran down the stairs, but with every step I had a flash of light. I asked my Mother what was going on and she explained the warm water had led to my balls sack loosening up and covering my eyes. :) So that's one less thing I need to worry about.

However, my penis is still lonely. He must've been crying last night because I woke up soaked in goo this morning. :( Bless 'im.

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