1. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
2. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
3. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
4. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
5. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
6. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police
7. What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please
8. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
9. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4
10. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.
11. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
12. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were
approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
13. Two chavs jump off Beachy Head, who wins?
Society.
p.s sorry its so long but its worth it
