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Dracos
PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 1:29 am 
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Just saw a brilliant convo on one of my facebook 'friends' (well, someone i know!)... The true extent of this guys knowledge is laughable. He currently drives a saxo which has had as much max power thrown on it as you can think of...
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id rather buy a 1.2 and get my cous to put a bigger engine then i knows its done right init
Cj Wall
it is done right thow hehe and its tidy as fuck trav dont want him to sale it and tbh the best looking st iv seen but he wants like 5k for it lool i would if i had the money
Dan 'Kotc' Laver
lol i could get a zetec s with a puma lump in it for 1700. 220 bhp i know its done right cause my cous done it lol
Cj Wall
has it got a puma gearbox to ?
Dan 'Kotc' Laver
i think so mate. The back breaks are calipers not drums
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220bhp from a 1.7 puma lump?! lmao mate, the FRP which is the highest standard tuned 1.7 ZSE engine was only 155!
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oh, and "Through the use of fully bench flowed and ported heads, re-profiled larger valves and re-mapping of the original ECU its possible to top 200 bhp from the 1.7 engine. To ensure reliability in this state of tune some have fitted forged pistons and shot peened connecting rods along with a steel motorsport derived head gasket." you will never get 220 from that engine in its N/A format. :)
I will let you know what his response is

just made me chuckle when i saw it lol
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:lolz: do continue..

I know what these people are like, they'll come back thinking they know it all! or the story will change!

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I bet you wish you had a 220bhp puma engine in your ZS eh? lol
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Well!pretty sure I must have 170 with just an exhaust and air filter!

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hahaha, got up this morning and he had deleted his convo!
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Ha ha, its like when chavs claim their 1.25 fiesta has 0-60 in 8 seconds or sumat daft just because they stripped it.
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Haha, love it!

Always makes me laugh when ppl pretend to know what they are talking about but clearly hav'nt got a clue! :lol:

I hear you can get 300bhp out of a puma lump with a filter and exhaust tho.......... :hsugh: :lolz:

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this is imo the funniest bit:

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has it got a puma gearbox to ?
Dan 'Kotc' Laver
i think so mate. The back breaks are calipers not drums

what do brakes (SP!!!) have to do with the gearbox? lmao
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i want to speak to his cousin, ill get hold of a YB lump and if he puts it in i'll know its been done right . . . . . . . "innit"
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:lol: I love these conversations, proof or stfu! is the saying :thumbsup:
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