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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:14 pm 
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people who walk down the centre of the isle with there trolley in asda, then see someone they know and stop for a chat.. move out my fucking way you moron..

unexpected item in the bagging are..... NO THERE IS NOT

people who stop dead at islands when even the guy 5 cars down from me can see that its clear to carry on through.

old people.... speed up or Fuck off

Wankers who speed up and dont give way to me when there ment to and then give me the finger when i dont slow down and actually drive straight at them...... PRICKS

Call centres in india, Hello please your speaking to john.. NO IM FUCKING NOT, PUT ME THROUGH TO SOME ONE WHO HAS EVEN A SLIGHT GRASP OF ENGLISH YOU TWAT.

the fact that england is so bloody cold

the fact that I dont live somewhere hot

petrol prices

Political correctness- fuck off

drunk inbred pricks telling me they havnt done anything wrong after glassing some poor random

drunk inbred pricks telling me they know there rights.. fuck off

drunk inbred pricks thinking they can fight me when im 4 stone heavier, a foot taller and above all SOBER.

the fit milf opposite for closing the blinds when shes getting ready for bed

People who claim job seekers or disability because they are too lazy and thick to get a job or have "ADHD"

fit girls with scruffy ugly guys.... WTF

The sister in law wanting to borrow money .. then moaning when i refuse to take it to hers when "both of you drive".. yes and we work to earn the privalidge you lazy bitch.

people that talk in the cinema.. fuck off... yes really



thats all for now, sorry if the spelling is shit but i cant be arsed to go through and check it..

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Old people who don't say "please" when I serve them, When if there grandchild was in there they'd be telling them to use there manners like law!

People who "need" a bag for a fucking newspaper!

People who stand there and watch you and don't say "excuse me"

People who when i'm facing away from the tills, can't say "hello" they either wait a very long time or start making noises with money, keys or other objects in there hands.

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I used to work in Homebase, loved it. But I didn't take too kindly to being threatened with a knife when I caught some scrote shoplifting :lol:

Some good ones there Wayne, agree with them!

I hate those parents who let their kids run amok in supermarkets. And I always seem to be on the same trail as them. I go to the next aisle, so do they. Grr.

Ignorant people who say NOTHING when you hold a door open for them, and they just walk through without even acknowledging you're there.

Those flat escalators in supermarkets which lock your trolley in place, even when it's empty. Speed up dammit, or let me push my trolley up!

Opening a bag of crisps and seeing there's only about 10 in there, which don't even fill 1/3 of the bag.

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fuckers in 60 plate black VW Scirocco's pulling out of a side road with no lights on at 6 30pm, had brakes on full and still had to swerve to miss. cunt. He looked at me out the window as i wascursing, and laughed and floored it, so i turned around and chased the prick. He shit himself as it was only a 1.6 and i came flying up his arse with my main beam on. prick
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That's not good mate!

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no, i was so angry! shaking even. Chased him for a mile. Then he started overtaking cars on pitch black roads so i left him to it. clocked the reg though so if i see him i'll drive slowly on purpose or do something else to piss the prick off
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Was on the invicible Road in farnborough, just coming upto a mini roundabout with a turning from the superstore on the left and thats it (theres only 3 entries to the roundabout)

Now as im sure we all know, you give way to the right

So an old man pulls out from my left from the superstore car park and i hit the brakes hard and sound the horn

Only for him to give me the finger with his old lady in the passenger seat!! :o

I instantly lost it and went :x i seriously thought of throwing the handbrake on and giving him a word on the street as he was in the queue but thought he might have a heart attack so i left it

Serious though that is my main point, thing i dislike and this isn't the only incident, if you are in the wrong apologise and admit you are a twat, we all make mistakes, don't swear back at me when you are the prick who made the mistake!!!! Rant over
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Ouch! Gutted Dave! Still, onwards and upwards! You've not lost anything! :D

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Also hate it when your at the checkout and they dont say anything to you, and ontop of that, just have a conversation with another member of staff.

They always get a really sarcastic "thankyou very much!!" as a result :lol:

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About your girl trouble Dave. That's what rape is for :lol:

On a serious not there's plenty more fish in the sea :halo: if you come stay at mine before a southern meet I'm sure there's some Croydon slut we can find to take your mind of it :lol:

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I hate it when your workmates think it's funny to text your ex and say "I love you and want you back" :doh:
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croydon sluts? we all invited? :lolz:
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Lads weekend away at yours then scamp :thumbsup: :lol:

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:lol: if we get the scummy spots then I'm sure we can all get a little something for the weekend :lol:
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Old enough to bleed their bleeding old enough :lol:
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