love them all! Sick bastard!
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| Author: | Ry [ Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | A few tasteful jokes. |
Ok maybe not. I had this horrible dream last night where this girl named Maddie was shackled down with all these rusty chains pleading for me to let her go. When I awoke I could hear crying so started heading down the stairs and thankfully to my delight there was no sign of rust on any of the chains -------------------------- Theres a nursery near me. It's got big electronic security gates, CCTV cameras everywhere and an electronic entry system. I love it when girls play hard to get. -------------------------- I was just looking at my house on Google Streetview and I saw my wife through the window in the front room, shagging the milkman. It was only after I'd bludgeoned her to death that I realised that the image was two years old. When I used to be a milkman. --------------------------- Sean Connery came round my house to put some shelves up. They weren't level, so all my ornaments fell off. He looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "I'm ashamed of my shelf" --------------------------- You don't have to be good at anagrams to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent Pedo. --------------------------- So Cheryl Cole is being accused of being racist! Just when you think she can't get any more perfect! ..Enjoy |
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| Author: | Chris [ Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A few tasteful jokes. |
| love them all! Sick bastard!
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| Author: | The Loumiester [ Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:28 pm ] |
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crude but very funny lol 
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| Author: | Percy [ Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:00 pm ] |
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| Author: | Dave G fsi [ Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:52 pm ] |
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Love them The rust one is sooo true aswell
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| Author: | meilack [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:03 am ] |
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legend |
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| Author: | EvilDes [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:28 am ] |
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 Love em
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| Author: | rob_fiesta [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:05 pm ] |
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| Author: | Elward [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:50 pm ] |
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My girlfriend is exactly like fifa.... 11 |
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| Author: | Ry [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:33 pm ] |
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| Author: | Chris [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:43 pm ] |
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My mate showed me a VHS last night of a black guy being beaten by 10 guys. I was shocked! Couldn't believe it! I mean, who uses VHS nowadays? |
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| Author: | Dave G fsi [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:45 pm ] |
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| Author: | Percy [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:07 pm ] |
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| Author: | Elward [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:29 pm ] |
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People who are scared of pedophiles should grow up. |
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| Author: | Dave G fsi [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:35 pm ] |
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Haha, good one 
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| Author: | Elward [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:40 pm ] |
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What should you do if you find a woman lying in a ditch at the side of the road? Ask her why she left the kitchen. In work were terrible for sick jokes lol |
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| Author: | meilack [ Thu Oct 14, 2010 5:44 am ] |
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| Author: | EvilDes [ Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:38 am ] |
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Ry - they're brilliant! Got my day off to a good start The Batman one made me spit my coffee while having a sip
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| Author: | rob_fiesta [ Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:40 pm ] |
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| Author: | The Loumiester [ Thu Oct 14, 2010 8:00 pm ] |
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my mate paddy is shagging a pair of twins . . i asked him, how do you tel them apart? "thats easy" he said - "tracy's got blonde hair and Dereks got a cock" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gary glitter is in Chile now. Only place were you can slide minors up and down your shaft and get applauded. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sickiest joke ever? A woman gets home from working nightshift and decides to wake her husband by giving him oral sex. She climbs under the bottom of the duvet gently spreads his legs pulls the foreskin right back then sucks his brains out until he quivers and cums like never before. She then goes to the bathroom to clean up and finds her husband in there shaving! "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN HERE" She yells . . . "Ssshh" he says "you'll wake your dad" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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