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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:49 am 
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United Airlines Agent at Gate 14 in the Denver Airport

It happened at the Denver Airport. This is hilarious. I wish
I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the
United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and
funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. or all of
you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer,
his one is for you.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single
agent was re-booking a=2 0long line of inconvenienced
travelers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to
the desk.. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I
HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to
help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then
I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the
passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO
I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public
address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?",
she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
"We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO
HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come
to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the
man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth, and said,
" F *** You!". Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm
sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too."

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:lol: :lol: Thats hilarious, well done airlines agent! :lolz:

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11 years old and untrue, like 99% of the stories you hear on the internet.
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