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| Author: | meilack [ Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | lol :P |
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me .. . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said to me. .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?I said to him . .......Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me. ...... Why don't women blink during foreplay?I said to him .. . They don't have time He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?I said to him ... . We don't know; it has never happened. He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?He said. . . A widow. He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. |
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