some are funny, some i have heard are wrong! but some are humourous
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| Author: | woodsy_mv6 [ Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:45 pm ] |
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If you're gunna be offended, don't read 'em. Simples. Powers that be, feel free to remove. Shall we start without the kiddy fiddling ones? Paramedics tried to resuscitate Michael Jackson for an hour - but the couldn't get any colour in his cheeks. Exposure to sunshine, moonlight and good times ruled out: now coroners say cause of death was 'boogie'. Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Sir Alex Ferguson? Fergie will be playing Giggs in August..... |
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| Author: | woodsy_mv6 [ Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:46 pm ] |
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As Michael Jackson was made mostly of plastic he will now not be cremated. Instead he will melted down and turned into Lego bricks so that kids can play with him for a change! Kind of odd that Jacko and the luscious Farrah Fawcett-Majors went on the same day - one played with Majors, the other played with minors........ |
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| Author: | meilack [ Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:50 pm ] |
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| some are funny, some i have heard are wrong! but some are humourous
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| Author: | woodsy_mv6 [ Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:53 pm ] |
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My personal favourite: Michael Jackson died of a cardiac arrest after finding out that 2000 pounds for a ten year old, was actually a government run car scrappage scheme |
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| Author: | woodsy_mv6 [ Mon Jun 29, 2009 3:42 pm ] |
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Classics: Shame about Michael Jackson…..he used to host some great dinner parties. And after dinner he always passed around the under eight's. Police Investigating Jacksons sudden death have reportedly found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his bedroom. |
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| Author: | Ben4108 [ Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:36 am ] |
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Police say michael jacksons death could be suspicious, there currently looking for a smooth criminal, he could be black or White but he's definitely bad & dangerous. They got fingerprints off the wall & they say there was a man in the mirror, so he has to be there. They would like to talk to ben & billy jean to come forward but they don't wanna be starting something, police say they don't stop till they get enough as they found blood on the dance floor, it's going to be a tough case but they will beat it. Police say it's a real thriller! |
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| Author: | Ben4108 [ Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:39 am ] |
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Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or creamated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain White, plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with. |
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| Author: | woodsy_mv6 [ Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:19 pm ] |
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Chicken Pox? Chicken Pox is still coming over kids. Doctor’s say Michael Jackson died of food poisoning – they found traces of eight year old nuts in his mouth!! |
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| Author: | woodsy_mv6 [ Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:01 pm ] |
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| Author: | d00ner [ Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:15 pm ] |
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like that last one woods
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| Author: | olly [ Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:06 pm ] |
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lmao quailty thread  some more for you What do Michael Jackson and Air France Flight 477 have in Common? NeverLand All these people saying "Well yes Michael slept with kids, but he was a great singer" make me sick. You don't see them talking about how good a caretaker Ian Huntley was! Have you seen this week's album chart? It's a non-mover at number one Apparently C P R is not as easy as A B C. My friend's facebook status says "Michael Jackson you are a living legend"... ..Well, actually mate I beg to differ Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be distraught. She was quoted as saying: "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this." First Jade Goody dies of cancer, then swine flu kills mexicans, now Michael Jackson dies of a heart attack, i swear if anything more awesome happens this year the rest of my life is going to be a serious dissapointment |
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| Author: | Dracos [ Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:00 pm ] |
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Reports of his death are wrong. He did NOT die of a heart attack in hospital.... he was found having a stroke in the childrens ward  His dying wish was to be melted down into toys so the kids could play with him for once. McDonalds are doing a MJ special in memory of his death....... 50 year old meat in between 8 year old buns
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| Author: | Chris [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:39 am ] |
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paramedics say mj got some last words out just before he died, he whispered "take me to the childrens ward" Fara went to the pearly gates and was told she could have one wish "I wish all the children of the world could be safe" ...... Problem Solved? |
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| Author: | sk8xtrm [ Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:24 am ] |
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The American government will not allow Michael Jackson to be cremated. Its against there green issues, As he is 90% plastic he must be recycled. |
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| Author: | meilack [ Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:25 am ] |
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| Author: | woodsy_mv6 [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:23 pm ] |
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I spent 2 hours last night thinking I was watching "Cool Runnings", before I clocked it was the Jackson 4 pushing a coffin |
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| Author: | meilack [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:24 pm ] |
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oooh thats low! 
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| Author: | Jam [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:37 pm ] |
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feel the rhythm...feel the ride..get on up...its bobsleigh time! i got the cool runnings ones texted to me..made me giggle
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