Something I came up with on passionford,Thought I'd post it here for some amusement
My test vehicle was a 3dr MK6 Fiesta Silver with full leather interior.Nobody was harmed in the making of this instructional literature.
*Unless you count the gf at the time who didn't walk right for 3days after Step 1??*
Step 1.Do not skip Step 1 as its very important so follow my rules closely.Park on level ground or against a kerbstone with the front of the car facing uphill with the ENGINE OFF and HANDBRAKE OFF.
Step 2.Slide both seats back as far as they go or halfway depending on design of the rear seats.
Step 3.Wind BOTH seats down till they touch the seats,you want the seats fairly low.Get them nice and stiff against the rear seats so no hard rocking will break the backs in them.*IMPORTANT*
Step 4.The man removes his trousers or does the trousers left on one ankle technique for fast dressing when plod arrive.The woman can undress as far as required.
Business Time...Position 1.Disengage the handbrake to lower it well out of the way.If you don't do this the man will have a handbrake lever hurting his ass and balls,The man lays back (IN THE MIDDLE of both seats).The woman can straddle facing him with plenty of room to move backwards,forwards,side to side,up and down.*TIP - Extra support can be found in headlining handles*
Position 2.Remember than handbrake! Woman faces the opporsite way facing the dashboard thus the reverse cowgirl is born.*TIP FOR WOMEN - Hold Steering wheel with one hand and left handle with the other. TIP FOR MEN - Hold your womans good bits*
Position 3.Man and woman both kneel on the seats.The woman puts her hands on the dashboard for support.This is Doggie Style. *TIP - Do not use silicon based products to clean your dash.If you do her hands WILL slip and she will faceplant the dash/gearknob/stereo you name it.EXPENSIVE DENTAL BILLS AWAIT YOU!*
Position 4.The Reverse Doggie Style technique is much more safer.The woman lays down facing the rear of the vehicle while the man thrusts from behind.*A gearstick in the bottom isn't going to be fun for you is it guys (well some might like it but for the majority of the class we will stick with a negetive outlook on it) so make sure you engage 1st gear to keep it out of harms way*
Those are 4 of my tried and tested meathods.Happy humping
Regards
Fizzy T
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i slide through the centre of the seats 
It was a very cold night with no covers 
