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THE HOG

Post subject: stupid parkers

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:38 pm

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does any 1 have a problem with stupid pepole and there parking in there area.

i do they really boil my blood they do the mount of time's i have came round a blind bend to me greeted with the arse end of a car just sat in the road not 2 wheel's on the road 2 wheel's on the path just left out in tne road its crazy.

pepole parking on the exit's to junction's and stuff its stupid.

also wot gets me is theses cars they leave so vurable to a smack are big doller cars like 5 6 grand focus cars and a bet if you smacked into it they would look at you as if its your fault its stupid.

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Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:13 am

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Ask them to move the car lol.. if they dont... then simply smash the rear light in the middle of the night, and leave a note on it saying 'sorry i hit your car, i didnt expect it to be parked so far out in the road, you can contact me on this number regarding insurance details: 077-GET-F**KED'

Nah im joking about the last bit lol.. just ask them, im sure they will be kind enough to move it, just tell them you and a few other people have nearly hit the car.

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THE HOG

Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:28 am

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ooo its not residents its crazy shopper's avoiding parking price's.
putting your car on the line for a few pound for a car park crazy.

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Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:49 pm

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Oooohhhh yes, there are some twatty drivers about who like to park anywhere without any consideration for others.

I've just got back from the petrol station and at the end of the pumps theres a brick wall so you have to do a 90 degree right turn to exit. Enough room for one car. But some prat in a Berlingo had just parked at the end of it reading a newspaper. Someone else had to beep him to move when I was in paying. :rolleyes:

Just no consideration for anyone.

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Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:53 pm

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Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:28 am

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I love letting old people out of junctions, just to see their reactions that someone driving a car like mine can actually be considerate :lol:

But yeah, it's all over the place, too many aresholes about nowadays. :rolleyes:

Pisses me off when you stop on a road to let someone pass (because of parked cars or something being in the way) and you sit, wait, wait, wait, then as they go past don't even acknowledge you! :hmm:

I always put my window down when they're approaching, and if they don't say thanks, the horn is on, my hand's out the window and the car gets a revving as they go past. Wanker sign is then displayed for them to see. Doesn't have much affect but makes me feel better :lol:

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Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:28 am

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yeah i hurl abuse at people like that to :lol:

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Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:17 am

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Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:01 pm

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Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:00 pm

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I love it when they JUST catch you shouting at them with your arm out the window, but for them it's too late as they drive past you :lol:

You can just see their face drop, and about to shout back but then they disappear :lol:

So off you trundle, gesturing out the window for them to see :lol:

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Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:05 pm

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aggressive gits, i'm never like that :hsugh:

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Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:08 pm

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Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:57 pm

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THE HOG

Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:38 am

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hahahahahahahaha.
i am defenetly goin to try out a few of them when my clutch is fixe'd.

i love when you let out or give way to an ugratful driver and were you would usually give the hand signal for cheers.
replace that hand signal with the v's.

but dont make it obviuse just lift your hand from the steering still keeping the palm of your hand in contact with the steering wheel and flash them v's.

then it make's them think.

hey did that guy just give me the v's or didn't he it willl do there head in.

i love it.

its all the better when they spin round to chase you down get on ya bumper and watch that feeble looking fiesta just disapear like the millenium folcan hittin hyper space.

pricelss

truly pricless.

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Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:19 am

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I always give a wave as I shoot off on boost, and their trundling along in their Porsche :lol:

Ahem

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Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:46 am

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Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:39 pm

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There's a reason why 'white van man' drive the way they do, i speak from experience, it takes that long to get up to said speed and then you have someone infront causing you to slow which will take an age for you to regain the lost speed. If you drive said Van's you'll know how it feels.
Pull out on me when im in one and I'll be in your boot, after all what have i got to loose, Van, nope not mine it's works, NCB, nope its works insurance policy, all i may get is a slapped hand off my boss.

Handy tip, move out of the way!

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Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:45 pm

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Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:57 pm

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bloody van drivers :hsugh:

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EvilDes

Post subject: Re: stupid parkers

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:31 am

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Naah Matt, I don't buy that one anymore :lol:

Vans nowadays aren't that slow, fair enough there's still loads that are slow, but there are a load of cars that are still slow aswell and they don't drive like dicks all the time! I've driven a Mecedes Sprinter with a mahoosive water tank in the back, and all tools in the middle, and that was far from slow even fully laden.

And driving on the motorway everyday, you get the arseholes in vans who come flying up behind and sit on your bumper. If you move over, they fly past you, so it's not that unresponsive to picking speed back up again.

I had one yesterday actually, he was sitting on my bumper so when the motorway cleared up a bit, I moved into the middle lane. As he went to overtake, I booted it. Let him catch, booted it. Then pulled back in front of him in the outside lane as we were overtaking lorries, and proceeded to block the coont in behind me at 70, just for his impatience and nature of driving. :lol:

There was no need for him to sit on my bumper. There was nowhere for me to go, and nowhere for him to go at the time either. Just a typical knobby van driver. Yet there are decent van drivers, I won't tar them all with the same brush! :thumbsup:

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