...Stick with it
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she
had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said. 'I'm the
one with the nuts,' he said!
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her
Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly
and Tic Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take
a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as
he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a
scream of Turkish Delight.
When he'd finished, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She
wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers
looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip
and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, 3 days later his Magnum started to drip. It turned
out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts.
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Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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