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| Author: | woodsy_mv6 [ Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Ventriloquist |
A New Zealand ventriloquist visiting Australia walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Ozzie 'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?' Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Kiwi.' Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?' Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.' Ozzie: (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager) Dog: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?' Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.' Ozzie: (look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?' Ozzie: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.' Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?' Horse: 'Cool' Ozzie: (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager) Horse: 'Yep' Ventriloquist: How does he treat you? Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.' Ozzie: (total look of amazement) Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?' Ozzie: (in a panic)'The sheep's a f*ckin' liar......' |
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