the old lady wth balance is harsh but funny
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| Author: | woodsy_mv6 [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | A Few Funnies............ |
I keep having my profile on a dating website rejected. One of the questions is, 'What do you want in a woman?'. Apparently 'my cock' is not an acceptable answer. ------------------------------------------------------------------ A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got one minute to get out!' The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you c*nt!' ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are women like clouds? Eventually they f*ck off and its a really nice day ------------------------------------------------------------------ What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on. ------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a Kit Kat Chunky?' The lady behind the till gets him a Kit Kat Chunky and brings it back to him. 'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch.' -------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big f**king red mark on her forehead. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance. So I pushed her over. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Zebo, a half blind five year old south African orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Give just small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's f*ck hilarious.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I had a dog named minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks. Bad minton. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an angel'. His dude replies 'You're so lucky. Mine is still alive...' ----------------------------------------------------------------------- A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; 'F*ck off, you won't bring it back.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 Men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes. 'Crikey mate, that was impressive!' 'I get lots of practice' Replied the other guy. 'My Wife's epileptic' |
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| Author: | meilack [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A Few Funnies............ |
| the old lady wth balance is harsh but funny
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| Author: | d00ner [ Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A Few Funnies............ |
A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a Kit Kat Chunky?' The lady behind the till gets him a Kit Kat Chunky and brings it back to him. 'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch.' classic 
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