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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:56 am 
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saw this on PF i would of shat myself :lolz:
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Get posted up every time we are due a track day!

Same as videos of cars melting on the rollers prior to our visits :lol:

I can't find it now, but there's a video on the tube of a guy drifting a long righthander. He makes a mid-corner shift and makes a hash of it. It grips and he charges forward towards these 10 foot reeds. Ploughs through them into a lake………..were he sh*ts himself …..and puts the handbrake on :lolz: :lolz: :lolz:

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Tis a seagull, if you pause it before it hits you can see ;) tho didnt look particularly green to me tbh, just a splat in the middle and a pretty much shattered windscreen

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oooo.....it looks like its on the ground and just flies up to the screen


I think it tried to escape(not knowing if it stayed the car would just drive over and not hit it)

FAIL :doh:

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ive hit a fox at 90
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Ive hit a bird at 80, bounced off the roof just above the windscreen

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i hit a pheasant at 70 in a renault master van :lol:
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ive hit a rabbit at 90, think that was resposible for deforming one of my alloys! :|
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well iran into the back of a bus, i was doing 80 the bus 30 and this was on a m-way :doh:

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:lol:.....busses never go on't motorways up here :?



I think my mum hit a badger up in the lakes once

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i hit a rabbit at 80 a few years back it hit the towing eye on the front ouch!..... i won't say any more..............

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i thought i hit a squirrel once but realised there was no 'bump' just a thud, looked in my mirror and it was spinning in the middle of the road, was only when i got to work and saw a dirty mark on my wheel i realised it had hit the wheel and bounced off!

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I went out and bought a pug 205, the day i got it i drove it into a border collie at 60mph. the front panel still had fluff on it a month later. the fcking dog made my front end wonky.

The police said i could sue the owner! :lol:

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many rabbits...a badger..that cracked my spllitter....bastid....and i hit an empty 25 litre drum on the outside lane of the motorway doing a shade over 70..spat it up and spanked it onto the other side of the road...it was early so i dont think it hit anyone on the other side :P


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One thing worse than hitting an animal, being directly behind the car that hits it.

My car got sprayed with bits of fox.

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ive hit about 8 animals in 4 years

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