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 Post subject: Re: stupid parkers
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nice one :lol: :halo:

have to agree though, along with the ST transits and that, you can get a VW Transporter with 174bhp :thumbsup:
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Sprinters are the Impreza's of the Van world, im talking real vans, Renault masters, Transits etc not the sports utility vans! :lol:

Example, Citreon Birlingo, 70mph flat out foot to the floor, it takes a calander month to get to 60, i shit you not. It makes my Fiesta look like it was fast....................

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Yeah, but the Berlingo drivers aren't as bad, it's the tranny's and sprinters that are the real arseholes of the van world! I know where you're coming from, but I find the worst white van men are those that do actually have a bit of power under their right foot! :thumbsup:

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i thought so :lolz:

banter ftw :)

Just a bit of friendly banter to brighten up this dull morning. :lol: FYI My si had more power then 90% of the 2.0l on here, with there measely 120-130bhp! :halo: :halo:

and oooh flamage :0 :lol:

you want a sprinter then by any chance? :halo:
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I swear to god, the other morning on the motorway into work, I thought there was a Sprinter convention at the NEC or something. EVERY van I drove past was a sprinter in one form or another. I kid you not, inbetween lorries and cars, I noticed 3 in a line, then another couple after, then another and another and another. They are absolutely everywhere, and if they haven't already, I'd imagine they're about to become the most popular van on the roads!

Which is a bad thing :lol: They all seem to drive like tossers :lol:

Berlingo's and the like I don't really class as a van, or not at least a van in the classic sense. More a car than anything. If you don't sit higher up like in a Tranny, then they don't fall under the "White Van Man" syndrome, in my eyes. :lol:

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teh sprinters are taking over :shock: :lol:

and :lol: nice way of classing vans :lol:
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That's why they drive like twats, it's psychological! They sit higher up, they think they're higher in stature. This is proven by the Land Rover/Range Rover/any big 4x4 having mainly up themselves "I'm better than you" attitudes when driving.

I admit, I like the feeling of sitting higher up because of the view it gives you, but it doesn't make me drive like a knob. I dunno, maybe it would if I was driving a 4x4 or tranny all the time. But I dont. And I dont drive like a knob. :)

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Lier, yes you do! :insanity:

Anyway when i 1st saw the thread title i thought the thread author had a problem with Parkers as in the car guide people! :lol:

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and :lol: i never thought of that
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:lol: Never thought of that either :lol:

I have a problem with Parkers - they undervalue cars! :doh:

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