just so i feel like i'm not the only one

Say Cool Whip?

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Rest in peace Ben "Jam" Elvin. Gone but never forgotten.

ah theres one more

Brian: Alright, so we roll the dice and then we both have to yell "yahtzee" really loud..
Stewie: At the same time?"
Brian: Yeah, and you have to flap your wrists like this (does flapping motions)
Stewie: And you'll do it, too?
Brian: Of course, that's how it's done.
Stewie: OK
Brian:Alright, ready?
Stewie: Ok you gonna do it with me?
Brian: Oh, yeah. (rolls dice)
Stewie: YAHTZEE!! (while flapping his wrists..)
Brian: GAY.
Stewie: YOU SUCK!!!”

im a big fan, have alll the series and films

Best thing since sliced bread i love it, BBC 3 FTW!

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RIP Ben. Gone but not forgotten.

SportKA - I've driven one and its deffinately a Girls car

Ford Fair 2010 0-60 7.45 secs Trek 4100

Save the trees, wipe your arse with a Cosworth

a hwhile! brian ur acting hweird!! aww come on that one didn't even have a h in it

family guy is awesoooooome

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Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.
Peter: What?
Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.
Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?
Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
Peter/Lois: Argh!
Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die...
Peter: Argh!
Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
Lois: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
Peter/Lois: Oh!
Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
Lois: What?!
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now-
Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat.

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RIP Ben. Gone but not forgotten.

SportKA - I've driven one and its deffinately a Girls car

Ford Fair 2010 0-60 7.45 secs Trek 4100

Save the trees, wipe your arse with a Cosworth

what the feck is that meant to be matt? i cant see jack shizz

just a plank post

It was ment to be 2 Youtube direct links, but just put them as URL's!

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RIP Ben. Gone but not forgotten.

SportKA - I've driven one and its deffinately a Girls car

Ford Fair 2010 0-60 7.45 secs Trek 4100

Save the trees, wipe your arse with a Cosworth

Quagmire: Hey, maybe we could set Peter up with another lemon snowcone.
Peter Griffin: The first one didn't taste like lemon at all. It tasted like...
[pauses]
Peter Griffin: Oh, you guys are ASSES

The best thing on TV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik

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reckon you could get away with this?

Peter: Oh Lois I have no idea if we're doing it or if that's the back of your knee but either way it feels sooo good

Lois: Oww Peter you're on my arm, it hurts. Oh, my chest hurts too.Oh my God, Peter i think i'm having a heart attack!

Peter: Oh me too cockring me too!

Lois: No, no, Peter, i'm really having a heart attack!

Peter: Oh my God you're serious? Oh we should get you to the hospital. Oh alright hold on a sec, alright almost done, almost done, almost done...

Lois: Peter!

Peter: Almost done, almost done, almost done, almost done. Ok let's go.

Buttttttt Scratcherrrrr???

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Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Well, I don't know if you've heard... heard the word...



If you've seen the latest series you'll know. I don't know anyone that DOESN'T like it in all honesty!

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Quote Clarkson, Top Gear, 17th July: "I'm not having a stroke... just driving a Nissan!"
Quote Ry, Mallory Park, 3rd Dec: "Ahhhh crap... Just a bit too over eager really!"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

I can't get it out of my head now

lol, yep i fooking love family guy! bird is the word episode is awesome

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I am not your dad, i am electric man