A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonahâ€￾.
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?â€￾

The little girl replied, “Then you ask himâ€￾.


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic primary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and stuck on the apple tray:

“Take only ONE. God is watching.â€￾

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate biscuits.
A child had written a note,

“Take all you want. God is watching the apples"

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Quote Clarkson, Top Gear, 17th July: "I'm not having a stroke... just driving a Nissan!"
Quote Ry, Mallory Park, 3rd Dec: "Ahhhh crap... Just a bit too over eager really!"
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

does that mean i can put more on without gettin ambushed or havin 4 burly blokes in fiestas sent round my gaff?

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Cute But Kind Of Evil

*passes 'si_stef' coat, points to door*


made me chuckle though
JJ

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My ebay stuff


Is that the best you can do?
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2000 V70 T5 SE - 2.3, 5 cylinder, 20V, VVT, Turbo, 250bhp, cream leather, climate control, the works!

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NEVER DIE THEY JUST GET FASTER