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 Post subject: French "Jokes"
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Which you have probably all heard before :)

How do you double the value of a french car?

Fill it up with fuel

Why do French cars have heated rear screens?

To keep your hands warm while your pushing them

Ha! Made me laugh anyway :lolz: :lolz:

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 Post subject: Re: Ford Jokes
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Should be french cars, not ford :thumbsup: :lol:

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What do you mean? thats exactly what I wrote :halo:

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:doh: :lol: Cheeky editage!

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 Post subject: Re: French "Jokes"
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Well, I'd like to thank you for the definite improvement, The only problem being its gone from jokes to facts :doh:

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:doh: :lolz: So true!

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 Post subject: Re: French "Jokes"
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You posted these lame jokes originally about a Ford, then changed it to 'French' even though everyone now knows the jokes were originally about Ford's?

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ive heard them about skodas aswell think they can go for any car really

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Why don't Bugatti's have heated back windows?

Because the heat from the material from the core of the earth that powers it heats the windows for you.

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...... :rolleyes:

Thought I'd join in with the "post the first thing that relates cars and fire" really bad jokes







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