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lol @ sam's

i agree... mine wins so far 8-)

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Pulstaor - How can I love you if you won't lay down? .

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maybe i should try some of these... :lol:
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just been told some good ones:

" Wow, that stapler looks great on your desk, show me your tits. "

I had a girl walk into a pizza shop one night and she asked the guy behind the bar for a 12" mexican... i said Oi whats wrong with a 9" Englishman... "

" I'm going to the toilet for a wink, can I have a name to go with the face?? "
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