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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One
night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin
his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she
would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was
born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply
mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then
arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'cocksniffer', she said, 'you received a very strange post card today'. 'Oh,
just give it to me and I'll explain it later', he said. The wife obeyed
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
'Send extra sauce.'
_________________ Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!    From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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