LOL!! Nice one Lou, thats almost as funny as what did happen!!
The actual crash itself was quite boring, rear ended a Toyota 4x4 sitting at a set of red lights after I couldn't stop due to grit and shit on the road.
But as soon as I had realised I was going to hit it I closed my eyes, waited for the bang, then opened my eyes to be greeted by an Alsation in the back of the Toyota that had now stood up and was looking at with a look of "What the fuck do you think you're doing??"
Was priceless!!!!
Needless to say, I came off a lot worse than the Toyota but got it repaired and kept it for a good few years after that

Paul