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 Post subject: Amish man and elevator
PostPosted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:02 pm 
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An Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall. They were
amazed by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny silver walls that could move apart and
slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching in amazement, a fat old
lady in a wheelchair rolled her way up to
the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the
lady rolled between them into a small chamber. The walls closed, and
the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the
walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until the last
number was reached; then the numbers began to light in reverse

Finally the walls opened again, and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde
stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his son . . . "Go get your mother."


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