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 Post subject: Lol sex starved wife
PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:18 pm 
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A sex-starved wife is fed up with her boozy husband.
>
>Every night he comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away.
>It comes to a point where she hasn't had good sex for over a year and
>is considering divorce.
>
>After another night in the pub, she decides to confront him when he
gets
>home.
>
>When he staggers through the front door, before she can have a go at
>him, He says "Baby, get upstairs to the bedroom".
>She can't believe it !! At last he's going to pay her a bit of
attention.
>They get to the bedroom and he rips off her clothes. "Now darling do a
>hand-stand against the full length mirror on the wall".
>"Hmmm," she thinks "KINKY... I like it."
>She does the hand-stand and her hubby pulls her legs apart and puts his
>chin between her legs. She waits in eager anticipation........ then he
>says.
>.
>
>"The boys down the pub were right - a beard WOULD suit me!"

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