A sex-starved wife is fed up with her boozy husband.
>Every night he comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away.
>It comes to a point where she hasn't had good sex for over a year and
>is considering divorce.
>After another night in the pub, she decides to confront him when he
>When he staggers through the front door, before she can have a go at
>him, He says "Baby, get upstairs to the bedroom".
>She can't believe it !! At last he's going to pay her a bit of
>They get to the bedroom and he rips off her clothes. "Now darling do a
>hand-stand against the full length mirror on the wall".
>"Hmmm," she thinks "KINKY... I like it."
>She does the hand-stand and her hubby pulls her legs apart and puts his
>chin between her legs. She waits in eager anticipation........ then he
>"The boys down the pub were right - a beard WOULD suit me!"
Ford is not a decision you make to like, its a passion you grow up with.RIP BEN ELVIN (JAM) 6.6.84 - 3.10.12 - Gone but not forgotten - The below sums you up chap
Ben Elvin "Jam" wrote:
Through serious illness you meet some inspiring and determined people. its the best we can do as human beings to inspire and drive the determination of others. Ben.