A nurse walks into a bank, exhausted after a long shift.
Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her bag and tries to write with it.
Realising her mistake, She says to the bank clerk,
"Oh, that's just great. Some arsehole got my pen!"
Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.